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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

2011 年 09 月 18 日
Dave Barry
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All I know is that you love me…in my dreams.

2011 年 09 月 17 日
All I know is that you love me…in my dreams.
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The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

2011 年 09 月 16 日
The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

2011 年 09 月 16 日
Charles M. Schulz
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Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

2011 年 09 月 15 日
Richard J. Needham
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

2011 年 09 月 15 日
Roseanne
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.

2011 年 09 月 15 日
Elayne Boosler
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

2011 年 09 月 15 日
Oscar Wilde
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What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

2011 年 09 月 14 日
Oscar Wilde
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Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

2011 年 09 月 11 日
Alphonso X 'the Wise' quotes (Spanish King of Castile & Leon 1252-1282; patron of learning. 1221-1284)
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