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我们要承认，有些事情，某些领域，的确不适合自己做，并且要有“老婆，和牛魔王出来看上帝”的谦逊认输品格。
We have to admit that some things, some areas, did not do for themselves, and have "a wife, and cattle devil out to see God," the humble character throw in the towel.
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走着走着，诶，前边儿出一问号儿，刘备一蹦”噔楞楞楞楞”，诶~出一蘑菇，把蘑菇吃了，刘备长个儿了。还往前走，又有一个，一问号儿，一碰，出一朵花儿，吃完花儿，刘备一抬手，”嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟”能打子弹!带翅儿那王八就来了
I walked on, eh, a question mark before the rim of a child, Liu Bei a spring "dengkou Lenglenglengleng" eh ~ out of a mushroom, the mushroom eating, long height of Liu Bei. Also move forward, there is another, a question mark children, touched, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei one, raising his hand, "beep beep beep" can shoot bullets! With wings that bastard child on come
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自打韩信从裤裆里钻过那一刻起，男人们都学会了夹起尾巴。
Han Xin drilled from the crotch over the motion contradicts the moment, the men have learned to Gaqiweiba.
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主持人: 学生时代会不会害怕上文皱皱的国文课 仔: 不会害怕！国文课是我很喜欢的一个科目， 因为。。。。。。。。。所有东西我都看的懂！
Moderator: student will not be afraid above wrinkled Chinese class earners: are not afraid! Chinese class is a subject I like, because. . . . . . . . . I have read everything to understand!
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这事儿离现在不远，家里有老人的可以回去问问—–在春秋战国时期啊
This thing is not far, there are old people can go back home and ask ah ----- in the Spring and Autumn Period
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这个星期下了两次雨，第一次下了四天，第二次下了三天。
Rained twice this week, the first time for four days, and the second for three days.
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这得管饭，4菜一汤。尖椒土豆丝，西红柿炒鸡蛋，鱼香肉丝，拍黄瓜，米饭管够
This was Guanfan, 4 soup. Capsicum potato silk, tomato scrambled eggs, fish-flavored pork, making cucumber, rice, enough pipe
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和吃喝玩乐有关的，不用考虑预算，和群众安全有关的，考虑不用预算。
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